![]() ![]() When I’m confronted with a moral dilemma I ask myself “What would Evil Dog do?”, and then the answer becomes clear- “Piss on it!” #Tv tropes vagrant story update“Revenge is a dish best served cold” but only because you’re busy stuffing your face with “I can’t do shit about it now” appetizers.Īrbor Dome – 2 trees enter, 1 tree leavesĪn ELVANPYRES update is almost as rare as a real Elf sighting. The Mouth of the Ouroboros comes ’round again. Slouches toward the chiropractor for a spinal adjustment? When you pee into the abyss the abyss pees back at you.Īnd what rough beast, its hour come round at last, ![]() Juanita, Tucson, Tripoli, Fort Worth, ChicaGO! Schrodinger’s Webcomic – It may or may not have updated. I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of ASS!Ĭurrently orbiting the planet Insanity, but safely outside the Roche Limit ( I hope ) There’s still time to like ELVANPYRES before it becomes popular! ”Įlves – Living in Harmony with Nature while annoying everyone around them. “No Elves and no Vampires make Homer something something. The Wackiest Elves you can take without a prescription. ![]() #Tv tropes vagrant story tvFangs, Fang Bath, Blood Drinkers, Blood Smoothie, Orthodontic Nightmare, BBQ of the Damned, Vhamp Highers (Is that supposed to be one word or two?), Dwarves, Dwarvanpyres, The BUSY Song, A Very Merry Krampus, Satyros, Faunus, Bossy Witches, Night Witch, Guard Witch, Artemis, Party Witch, Dionysus, Pileus, Pilleum, Thyrsus, Thiasus, Silenus, Maenads, Magic, Magick, Magik, Mah-Jeek, Magi Babble, Theurgy, Sorcery, GLoOM PoND, Great Library of Occultus Magic, Pool of Nervosa Dementia, City Of Blood, House Sphinx, Veloci-Goblins, Ray Theoplant, Nyarlathotep, Dreamy Cthulu, CthuLuke and R’Leia, Lovecraft Lite, High Priestess of R’Lyeh? Hell Yeah! Our Elves are WAY FUCKIN’ different (I really wish I had a TV Tropes page) Alfheim, Hot Sexy Naked Uninhibited Elfs, Hentai, Vampires, Emo Vampire, Vampyres, Children of the Night, Dorks of the Darkness, Kinsman of the Shades, Kith of the Shadows, Broken Wing, The Little Beast, Fox Ears, Sun Dodger, Shadow Dancer, Pointy Teeth. #Tv tropes vagrant story plusĮlita: Plus that whole "Pool of Madness" thing isn't doing us any favors.įriend Hein: But attacking Elves is DANGEROUS - if we FAIL they will KILL US!Įlita: If we DON'T KILL THEM, they will find a way to STEAL our immortality!įriend Hein: We need HELP! We need the PRIME WITCH on our side!Įlita: Oh, she is SO ANGRY with me right now!īlockchain Crypto-Comic, The Elf in the MILF, Wood Elf, Elf Wood, Damnfears (I may have spelled that wrong), Elvan Pyres, Elven Vampires, Elf, Vampire, Half Elf, Double Elf, Pointy Ears, Grand-Alf. Sno-Loks: Destruction is the Shadow of Creation, they cannot be separated.įriend Hein: We were created to be DESTROYED!Įlita: Although they DO have a point about the new vampires.įriend Hein: We just need a screening process. To get a taste of immortality and have it snatched away so quickly. If there's ANOTHER WAY TO END THE VAMPIRE CURSE it's got to be somewhere in the Alf-Ridge Tomes. Sno-Loks: I'll begin research in the Library of Magic. Grand-Alf: Well, I guess WE NEED A NEW PLAN. Gee, I wonder who the MOST treacherous person is? They are the 2nd and 3rd most treacherous people at Alf-Ridge. I hope nobody thought Elita and Hein were “Good Guys” before they became Vampires. ![]()
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